Xmas Trophy
So, I went home for the holidays, "Yes Mother, I am trying to find a nice girl. No, I don't know why I can't find one." The holidays alone are always bitter and cold. The beggining of the month was my lotto draw for "charity" work. These poor people can't afford superhero/supervillan insurance. I'm just glad I dodged the rampaging chimpandillo's upcoming horde of cases. It's always a downer when you can do nothing. I generally end up taking my clients out to lunch. They've lost their homes, the least I can do is pick up a fast food bill for them.

On a plus note however, G.N.A.T. sent me an information packet full of useless information. While some of it is of a slightly secretive nature, the basic details are that they collect data about superheros/villains weaknesses in the hopes that it will never be used. For instance, a useless fact is that Heroman is not photosynthetic. Great, a multi-million dollar secret society tells me that the top hero is not a plant. Also breaking news, Diva dislikes the taste of rhubarb. They're trying to WOW me with the amazing list of never revealed secrets of superheros. They're totally serious about stopping the injustices and abuses of the current regime so perhaps I should listen and learn what I can. And while I'm still learning, I keep the library.